Wal*Mart Demographics

Have you seen the Wal*Mart commercial where the woman says that she just figured out that she could save money by making breakfast at home instead of spending $5 on breakfast at a drive thru? Is the title of this campaign "let's market to the stupidest fucking people on the planet?" Seriously are there people out there who, only when confronted by a Wal*Mart commercial, realize that you can make food at home instead of going out?

What's next in this brilliant marketing campaign? The "hey instead of looking for a port-o-potty in the park why not use the toilet right there in YOUR HOUSE" pitch for toilet paper? Or the "yes, the liquor in the paper bag offered by the homeless guy is free but why not get your own bottle of Thunderbird and enjoy it all by yourself in the comfort of your own home instead of under that bridge" pitch. Perhaps appeal to those do it your selfer parents "sure masking tape and paper towels will the job done but why not try some DIAPERS" campaign.

I like straight talk, how about simply "this is where to get your crap for cheap" or, "sorry there isn't a Target out here in the boonies, suck it up and come to Wal*Mart" because those are the only two reasons anyone ever goes to wal*mart anyway.