Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Offending my delicate sensibilities

Let me start by saying I'm not a prude. But yesterday we went to our local public pool, which is a pool specifically designed for children. That is, lots of slides and kid related stuff. There was a mom there who is apparently very proud of her big fake breasts. She was no taller than 5'3" and was very thin. She had at least D cup breasts barely covered by a bikini top. The bikini covered pretty much only her nipples and her breasts were popping out the top, bottom, and sides of the suit. Is it necessary to look like a porn star when taking your toddler to a public swimming pool?I've worn a bikini in my day, that is, before I had a child and my abdomen and ass have taken such a strange turn that I have yet to find the words to adequately describe it. So I'm not opposed to somewhat revealing swimsuits. This whole TRYING TO BE a MILF thing is just a little too skeevy for me though.

Back on track. How about something that doesn't suck? Do you have non-stick pans that you worry about stacking because the metal will scratch the non-stick surface? I did and I used kitchen towels in between them but that was kind of a pain (particularly because my husband never folded the towel the right way between the pans). Then I went to a Pampered Chef party and saw these things. Problem solved. They're great, they fit perfectly between the pans and are much easier to deal with than the kitchen towels.

2 comments:

Jenny said...

at camp today there was a "former rockette" and the boobs on this lady were scary. They had a life of their own I am sure.

Those pampered chef things are WEIRD!

Michelle Smiles said...

Love ladies who try too hard at inappropriate venues.

And it never occurred to me not to stack my non stick pans. Huh.