The cheese stands alone

The other day when the Wall Street Journal ran an article about South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford being "missing" I had a few thoughts. First, the guy sounds like a total flake. His wife didn't sound all that concerned so I guess being a flake is his personality. Then I thought, why is the guy so stressed at least he has a job, it's not like he has to worry about getting fired or anything. Unless he oh, flies to Argentina to visit his mistress with whom he's been having an affair for over a year. So glad his wife didn't accompany him to his rambling god invoking press conference to fess up and apologize. You only need to watch Cops, Snapped, and any Lifetime Original movies and you will learn everything you need to know about life: You can't get away with cheating, murdering your spouse, or running away from the police when your pants are at your ankles. You especially cannot pull off any sort of infidelity and/or crime if you are a DUMBASS. Even if you claim you spent the 5 days with your lover "crying" - in Argentina. Who are you trying to win the sympathy vote from by evoking Evita Peron? Madonna? Well, she is single.