Kate Gosselin provides endless fodder, no? I caught the stupid 30 second teaser for the new season of her show. It had the feel of "a very special Blossom" wherein Kate, ever the victim, talks about feeling that she has the weight of the world on her shoulders and she's not going to "lay down and die." No way, not when those American Chopper guys are on their way to bring her a new pink scooter. No time to lay down and die when you've got a denim mini skirt and wedge sandals to throw on for that scooter ride. Oh and great modeling for the kids by not wearing a helmet. Shows us that you value your brain as much as the rest of us do. Oy, I am so tired of listening to people whine about how bad their lives are when they are in predicaments wholly of their own doing. Like the NY Times economics reporter who got a giant mortgage he knew he couldn't afford and is losing his house and wrote a book about it. My mother is a very no nonsense woman who has taught school for over 40 years. This is what she would call "poor life skills."
File this one under poor deductive reasoning skills. Larry King discovered he had a long lost son and met him when the son was 33. It's amazing he was able to even put the clues together at all, much less after 33 years because this is all he had to go on:
- He was married to the kid's mother.
- "She told me if it's a boy, I'm gonna name him Larry King Jr."
- "I knew there was a Larry King Jr. out there."
- If you think really hard, the name itself is a clue: Larry King Jr.
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