Take with a grain of salt

Every day we go out for our family run.  There's a park and a 7 mile trail just a mile from our house so we run to the park and run whatever distance on the trail.  My husband runs with the jogging stroller so he takes off and I close up the house and am usually 5 minutes or so behind him.  So we don't always see the same stuff on our run.  Unfortunately we do usually both see the dead deer since animal control here for dead animals is a hands off policy, or more accurately, "let the vultures deal with it."  There's a ranch that abuts the trail so occasionally we see longhorn cattle and sometimes deer.  So when my daughter gets home from the run I always ask her what she saw.  Today my husband says "tell her the funny thing we saw" and proceeds to tell me they saw a turkey chasing a three legged dog.  Remember, this is the man who was chased by wild turkeys and thought they were ostriches.  He also thought he saw a dead beaver on the trail once (possum).  So god only knows what they actually saw.  

Here's a funny for today's thing that doesn't suck.  I love Martin Short.