Gun show

So I guess Michelle decided not to show the queen her two tickets to the gun show.  She probably wouldn't have been interested anyway, since she's turned into the incredible shrinking monarch.  Seriously, is the queen a lilliputian or are our president and the first lady like big freaking giants?  If they move in any closer for that picture they are going to crush poor Lillibet.  If Queen Elizabeth is anything like my grandmother in that purse she's got some wadded up kleenex, 10,000 pennies, and a few Brach's butterscotch candies.  Hardly worth lugging around in your own house.

Today's thing that doesn't suck is something the queen wouldn't be caught dead in, but hey, I don't prance about my house with a handbag either so we're even.  I've been looking for a cute skort as an alternative to shorts for our hot summer days that will probably be starting in about 2 weeks.  And while my daughter appears to be a big believer in showing everyone her underwear, me - not so much so I had to rule out skirts.  I finally found a skort  that I like.  It's a good length, the fabric is like a microfiber/nylon type so it doesn't wrinkle and would be great for travel.  It doesn't go so well with a crown and scepter but you can't have everything.